Alright. Today is the day. I can not believe how much my worldview has changed over the past 24 hours...
I sleep in the bottom bunk of a two bunk bed, and it turned out that Alex, the dude who was sleeping in the top bunk, is quite a sleep talker. He woke me up quite a bit throughout the night, and at about the fifth time he had woken me up, at around 5am, I decided to move into the common room to sleep. It turned out I couldnt really sleep, so I decided to go outside for a nice African view of the stars. As I sat next to our pool, and watched the last of the SA stars glisten, a cat jumped over the wall. I knew deep down that I really shouldnt have, but against all my natural instincts, I decided to "Ce Ce" (not see see, rather it is tch tch, welcome to Xhosa) until the cat wandered over to me. The cat, without a collar mind you, rubbed itself onto my sheets I had brung with me and my hands, up until the point where I rubbed the cat all over, especially behind the ears and on the back (Im allergic to cats, so this was a big deal). But the most mystifying part was not the rubbing but rather, it was the metaphorical color of the South African cat. It was all black, except for its pawes and underbelly which were white. To me it represented the fact that SA is 70-80% black and 20-30% white. No matter what has happened in the past of SA, the gov't and the people are working their hardest to reinstigate a completely equal country. I love you SA. I love you.
After the cat had had its fair share of rubs, it wandered off and jumped up onto the surrounding wall, and soon dissapeared into the dark. I returned to the house soon afterwards, but I couldnt fall asleep, so I decided to do some dishes. After 5 or so minutes, Neal joined me, and we had quite the discussion for a 20 minute period or so. I will say this right now....Neal is the ultimate homie. Dad, I love you, but Neal (not Neil) is the ultimate homie. I love the dude. He is so similar to me, he just doesnt know it.
After we finished doing the dishes, it was about 645 am (we were leaving for our first day at the Masupumalele township school at 745) and we decided to get 15 more minutes of shut eye. 15 minutes of napping later, I was up and about, waking everyone up for our early morning start. After a wonderful breakfast with the whole GYSA family (including our cook/cleaner Belinda, who is an absolute saint) we all headed out to our first day working at the school.
We arrived in Masupumalele, and immediately I was struck with a new sense of reality. Not 30 seconds before we hit the town, we had been surrounded by first class houses. And all the sudden, we were in a shanti town, with both stores and houses being composed of simple carboard and decomposing metal. We were, GYSA, officially beginnning our project. Soon enough, after many interpretations, I found myself staring out onto the soccer pitch of the school. I cant even explain to you what it looks like....trees, holes, bricks, logs, you name it, it was on the pitch. Completely unplayable, the pitch was an absolute joke when compared to the rest of the first class pitches that you would find around the world. Alex and I decided that it was our job to repair the field. After an hour of cutting down trees and pulling up roots and moving bricks and moving logs, only 1% of the field had been repaired. I have no doubt in saying that it was the most depressing moment of my life. I sad down ont he pitch with Alex, and we began to talk about the haves and hoave nots of the globe that we live in, and I realized how much I had on MI. I really, truly believe that I will never, ever return to MI the same. At this point in my life, I am utterly disgusted with the life that 99% of my friends live. Masupumalele is a township where 90% of the population recieves one meal, if that, every day. They live in shanti shacks. And, somehow, they smile 100% of the time. They hold onto their happiness and dignity because they literally have nothing else...and people from my hometown consider themselves depressed...........live one day as a Masupumalele citizen, and then you will forever appreciate what you have, opposed to what you dont have.
So after Alex and I had had our depressing moments out on our basically unchanged pitch, we returned to our sport court to enjot ourselves some basketball and football fun. After 30 minutes or so of messing around with the PE classes, I somehow found myself in a classroom (a portable, in american terms) without any teachers. There were 40 kids, about 1/10th of which spoke a little bit of english, and the other bit spoke Xhosa. I spent two hours in the classrom messing around, making drum rythyms, wandering around the english alphabet, breaking up fights, singing, reading, doing whatever was right at that given moment. I have never truly fallen in love in my life, but I will tell you now, I fell in love with that portable. Those kids climbed all over me (as they were 8,9, 10 yrs old, tiny) and I tossed them around as if they were my little brothers and sisters. I will tell you this right now, after "teaching" one day in the portable, I have decided to change from PE to teaching. The smiles I see on the kids faces when I explain to them the angel mother I have, or the brilliant father I have, or the broyiest bros I have, or the cutest lil sis I have, make my life worth worth living.
After I finished with my kids in the portable, I ran home to gather my footballs, and returned to the Masupumalele school that I once was at. Will and I had an excellent discussion after our ride home to collect the balls which consisted of how one could achieve a PHD in discovering why people who have so much tend to focus on what they dont have, and people who have so little tend to focus on what they DO have. It was about 2:00pm, and so it was the time to begin the soccer traning. It ended up being just scrimmage after scrimmage (which is what I believe in) and it was fantastic fun. Right when I went to get a water break, there was a volleyball game going on, and I was invited to join, so I did. It was great fun, not as much as the football, but still great fun, and soon enough I found myself being called by Chana as it was time to go.
After school. the girls decided tp gp hpme, but us boys decided to go help out with a rugby tourney, and we had so much fun. The boys constantly wanted to goof around, and I joke you not, we thru them around for an hour straight. Literally an hour. Probably the biggest workout of my life. The boys were so funny, so happy, so fun. After a couple of rugby matches, will picked us up, and we returned to our house.
We had some xhosa lessons from a wonderful man named Thomas, whos life story I will telll you about tomorrow, and after dinner and a few drinks at the pub, we returned home and the majority of volunteers passed out. Here I am, a changed man, waiting in anticipation for tomorrows challenge. I cant wait to see the new loves of my life. The Masupumalele children will change my life, and in turn will change those around me lives, forever. I cant wait to go back.
Ma and Pas quote of the day: My love for you is like a Masupumalele child. He/she may have seem to ahve very ittle, but the extent of my giving will never end. Smiles until I die.
Monday, 29 August 2011
Sunday, 28 August 2011
Day 2
Wow. I love South Africa. Not only are the people who live with me (and the people who run my program) absolutely positively magnificent, the country itself is beautiful beyond belief.
But anyways, on to day 2.........
After staying up till 3 reading my new book "soccer vs apartheid", I awoke at 9am to some classic conversation in the kitchen. I slowly rose, wandered into the kitchen, and made myself a cup of tea. Multiple people were already up, and William, the program head, was in the living room making conversation with the other volunteers. As you may or may have not have read previously, a couple of our boys had themselves quite a night last night. I walked past William and the crew, and continued onto the room where the two boys who partied last night were sleeping. They were there, and we had ourselves plenty of laughs over the night we had had. After taking a shower, unpacking my clothes into cabinets, and eating breakfast, the group got prepared to depart to Mussenberg beach to have some surfing lessons. But before we left, a painter entered the house to finish up some work. His name was Marriot (like the hotel) and him and I had a lovely conversation. He is from Mauritania, a Northern African country, and he moved down to SA for the work. He is a funny dude, and he supports Kaiser Chiefs (big surprise...).
We left our Fish Hoek house at around 11, and headed towards Mussenberg. Roxy, Williams wife, drove us to the beach. Apparently, she was a fantastic surfer, and had been working on her trade for over 15 years. The drive over was beautiful, and attributed to my appreciation of the natural beauty of the country. We parked and went into the surf shop, where we met our instructors and dressed up in wet suits. Roger and Cameron were our instructors, both men of around 23-25. They equipped us with proper boards and led us to the ocean. After a short ABC's on how to surf, we ran into the ocean and began our surfing. I can honestly say, after one day surfing, I can see myself retiring at age 19 and surfing for the rest of my life. Its a wonderful sport, and the thrill you get from riding the wave for even just a few seconds equates that of scoring a goal: complete euphoria.
After an hour or two of surfing, Roger and I had become quite pals. He was an awesome dude, who was born in Angola, but moved down to CT at a very young age. He helped me improve my surfing game, and I cant wait to go back and surf some more next weekend. We headed back to the surf shop after we had finished surfing, and after showering and hanging up our wet suits, enjoyed a nice meal of pb&js that Roxy had prepared for us. While we were eating, we noticed that all around us were clothes, boards, and equipment with "Roxy" as its brand. The symbol for the Roxy brand was the quicksilver symbol turned sideways, added to another quicksymbol opposite it, creating a heart shape. Essentially, Roxy was a surfing brand, the equivalent of quiksilver, except it specialized in girls. What was amazing was that our Roxy (wills wife) was the same girl who ceated the brand!! Roxy, the surfing brand, is our Roxy! Wow!!!
We headed back home, and after changing back into our regular clothes, we began our orientation. Another member had joined our crew, Olivia, a cute little girl from Maine. William sat us all down and ran us through the ground rules. I will not go into great detail, as basically all the rules applied to the kids we will be teaching tomorrow. After an hour and a half of both jokes and serious comments, we were realeased to do whatever we pleased. Four boys and I headed down to a pub to watch the Arsenal game (lets avoud talking about it, shall we) and after a douple drinks headed home. Here I am, eating lasagna and drinking a brown cow, enjoying myself a beautiful 2nd night in SA.
Ma and Pa's quote of the day: My love for you is like surfing, no matter how many times I find myself being tossed around, I will always return and try it again!! Love you ma! Love you pa!
But anyways, on to day 2.........
After staying up till 3 reading my new book "soccer vs apartheid", I awoke at 9am to some classic conversation in the kitchen. I slowly rose, wandered into the kitchen, and made myself a cup of tea. Multiple people were already up, and William, the program head, was in the living room making conversation with the other volunteers. As you may or may have not have read previously, a couple of our boys had themselves quite a night last night. I walked past William and the crew, and continued onto the room where the two boys who partied last night were sleeping. They were there, and we had ourselves plenty of laughs over the night we had had. After taking a shower, unpacking my clothes into cabinets, and eating breakfast, the group got prepared to depart to Mussenberg beach to have some surfing lessons. But before we left, a painter entered the house to finish up some work. His name was Marriot (like the hotel) and him and I had a lovely conversation. He is from Mauritania, a Northern African country, and he moved down to SA for the work. He is a funny dude, and he supports Kaiser Chiefs (big surprise...).
We left our Fish Hoek house at around 11, and headed towards Mussenberg. Roxy, Williams wife, drove us to the beach. Apparently, she was a fantastic surfer, and had been working on her trade for over 15 years. The drive over was beautiful, and attributed to my appreciation of the natural beauty of the country. We parked and went into the surf shop, where we met our instructors and dressed up in wet suits. Roger and Cameron were our instructors, both men of around 23-25. They equipped us with proper boards and led us to the ocean. After a short ABC's on how to surf, we ran into the ocean and began our surfing. I can honestly say, after one day surfing, I can see myself retiring at age 19 and surfing for the rest of my life. Its a wonderful sport, and the thrill you get from riding the wave for even just a few seconds equates that of scoring a goal: complete euphoria.
After an hour or two of surfing, Roger and I had become quite pals. He was an awesome dude, who was born in Angola, but moved down to CT at a very young age. He helped me improve my surfing game, and I cant wait to go back and surf some more next weekend. We headed back to the surf shop after we had finished surfing, and after showering and hanging up our wet suits, enjoyed a nice meal of pb&js that Roxy had prepared for us. While we were eating, we noticed that all around us were clothes, boards, and equipment with "Roxy" as its brand. The symbol for the Roxy brand was the quicksilver symbol turned sideways, added to another quicksymbol opposite it, creating a heart shape. Essentially, Roxy was a surfing brand, the equivalent of quiksilver, except it specialized in girls. What was amazing was that our Roxy (wills wife) was the same girl who ceated the brand!! Roxy, the surfing brand, is our Roxy! Wow!!!
We headed back home, and after changing back into our regular clothes, we began our orientation. Another member had joined our crew, Olivia, a cute little girl from Maine. William sat us all down and ran us through the ground rules. I will not go into great detail, as basically all the rules applied to the kids we will be teaching tomorrow. After an hour and a half of both jokes and serious comments, we were realeased to do whatever we pleased. Four boys and I headed down to a pub to watch the Arsenal game (lets avoud talking about it, shall we) and after a douple drinks headed home. Here I am, eating lasagna and drinking a brown cow, enjoying myself a beautiful 2nd night in SA.
Ma and Pa's quote of the day: My love for you is like surfing, no matter how many times I find myself being tossed around, I will always return and try it again!! Love you ma! Love you pa!
Saturday, 27 August 2011
Day 1
After waking up at 6am to say goodbye to pop, and 730am to say goodbye to ma, I went back to sleep until 9am only to be woken up by the chasan pup cosmo. I slowly awoke, took my morning shower, and finished my packing. The siblings got up one at time, and as I drank my coffee and gave coz one of his last ear rubs for a while, I bid my Mercer Island home (which has housed me for 15 years) adu. We all packed my two enormous bags and one little guy into the car...my little sister Mia made sure I didnt forget my pillow, my ukelele, and of course the blanket she had created by hand (which is enscribed with "Mia <3's Jo") and given to me as a going away gift. I stopped by the bank to activate my debit card, making sure to give plenty of shit to the manager (Spurs supporter) for United's three nil drubbing of Tottenham. We departed to the airport after making a small stop at Sammy's house so I could see it off (he's moving out soon), and I found myself staring at the city I love for the last time for at least 3 months. Ill miss you, 206.
We get to the aiport, I give Cozzymodo one final ear rub, and teach Mia how to do so in a way that will make him fall in love with her. We check my bags (there was a bit of an odd moment at the check in desk...the person checking me in and the employee next to her claimed to be soon-to-be man and wife, so they asked Quinny to play a love song on the ukelele, only when he started to play, the employee said to us "no we just seperated last week, he's a jerk".....I'm still not sure about what really went down over there, it was really awkward....), but the one with the soccer balls and shoes (thanks to the Bensters and Jane!) is oversized, so we had to bring it somewhere else. We slowly stroll over to security, and after some teary goodbyes, I wave off my older brobro's and my lil sis for the last time. Before I know it I'm boarding my plane. My mother had stayed on hold for an hour earlier this morning to get me a "window seat", thanks ma, but when I sit down, Im stuck in a spot in between two windows ...looking out of the window is my favorite part of plane rides!!! Common!!! Why call it a window seat if it doesnt in fact have any damn window!!! I'd rather just have a shitty aisle seat! Anyways all is well...two mates walk up, and one sits down next to me, while the other continues down the aisle. Two minutes later the mate who continued down the aisle reappears next to our seat and asks me to trade with him so he can sit next to his buddy. I gladly trade seats with him. I get settled into my new home for the next 12 hours, luckily its in the aisle. The dude sitting next to me is a Polish fella named Pawel, pronounced Pavel, and he's a real homie. He has been living in seattle for the last 5 years, after living in Poland for his whole life where he acquired a computer science degree. He was offered a job my none other than our very own microsoft, but he has since quit to join a smaller company. He lives in Capitol Hill, and he is on his way to Italy to party with some ladies he had met in Greece back in May ;) ;) So after grabbing some shut eye, talking to Pawel, talking to the women next to Pawel who were "very impressed with our conversation, not that were eavesdropping" and grabbing some more shut eye, we find ourselves in Amsterdam. We say our goodbyes, or rather they were quite mental goodbyes, I kind of lost Pawel...so after saying goodbye to Pawel in my head, I slip on thru to my next flight, direct to Cape Town, and after a half hour we are boarding. This flight I literally slept for like 9 hours. We land, we depart, and bam, there I am setting foot on South African soil for the first time in my life. Swweeeeetttt brooooooo. I get through customs, but not before hearing the PA system above tell "passenger chasan" to do something that I couldnt quite understand. Anyways I'm admitted thru customs by the hair on my chain, and after claiming one bag from baggage retrieval (the oversized bag was left in Amsterdam, it will be delivered to my house tomorrow), I head out to meet up with my ride to my new home. There he is, William himself, holding his gap year South Africa sign as promised. Theres also a nice blonde girl named Lonnecke (pronounced Lahnika, shes dutch, dont worry I already told her her name is misspelled) who is doing the HIV prevention program of GYSA. The drive to Fish Hoek, my new hometown, is beautiful. William, a native Afrikaaner (grew up in CT), is an astonishing man. He played professional cricket for a bit before joining a NGO based on decreasing HIV/AIDS in South Africa (in the village that Ill be coaching football every morning, 1/3 persons carries HIV...) and created GYSA 6 years ago. He truly is an amazing man, as he is fulltime in the business of saving lives.
We pull into the driveway of our new home, unpack the car, and walk thru the front door, but before we can even put our bags on the floor, a kid named Andrew rushes up to Will: "William we have a problem." Apparently there are supposed to be 9 of us in the house (Jenny, Chana, Lonnecke, Tim, Neal, Alex, Sam, Andrew, and myself), but we are missing Alex. The fellas all went to the pub while Will was picking Lonnecke and me up from the airport. Everyone made it back except Alex...and young Sammyboy has gladly shared his dinner with us all over the guys bedroom floor. So Will, Andrew and I hop in the car, drive around looking for Alex, and find him back in the pub they had visited earlier. At this point I'm laughing my ass off thanking god I wasnt in Alex's or Sam's shoes, as Will is a little cross at the boys. We return home, and after walking around in a state of pure surprise, William says goodnight and heads to his home.
I think this night is over, but oh no. Sam has locked himself in the bathroom and will not respond to our knocks or shouts. I give up on him and turn on some footy on the telly (they have like 6 channels for 6 different countries of football!!!) after whippin myself up some spaghetti. Soon enough, even though I was sure Andrew and I were the only ones awake, the three girls come out asking us to fix a window cuz its banging. We realize the window thats banging is the one thats in the bathroom that Sam has decided to lock himself into. We sneak around the outside of the house and close the window that way, but in the process see a naked-drunken Sam getting into the shower, which brings quite a giggle out of the girls. We go back inside, make ourselves some tea, and continue watching the football game. After 45 minutes, Sam is still in the shower, and still wont respond to us. We have woken up the sleeping Tim and Neal, so at this point were all just futsin around getting to know eachother. 30 more minutes go by, Sam finally comes out, but the shower remains on...he has somehow figured out a way to break the shower. We sit him down, a couple guys try to fix the shower while Neal and I watch the footy, and it doesnt work. 30 more minutes go by, its 1am, Im tired, I decide to do what I do best...take action! Wahoo! I find a mop, and clean up all the throw up in the guys room, only to have alex wake up and throw up all over the newly cleaned up floor. I ask Lonnecke to help me out with the new batch of throw up, she does, and I find myself helping Alex to the toilet....or actually he couldnt make it that far, he got to the bathtub. So pause for a sec and just picture this scenario: 115am in a foreign country, 8 out of 9 people are up (Jenny said fuck it and went to bed), one drunk kid stumblin around laughing, one room covered in throw up, one hallway covered in throw up, one bath tub filled with throw up, the other kid wrapped around the toilet, and one shower that wont turn off. I dont even take a look at the shower yet, as Im busy with cleaning up all the damn yak everywhere. 10 minutes later I check to see if Alex is doing alright, and I see Neal working on the shower. He discovered a little metal bit on the ground that Sam mustve broken off. After a few minutes Neal and I reconnect the metal bit and twist the handle, and wallah, water off. Catastrophe avoided. I make one last swipe with the mop, and plead with the two drunks not to throw up anymore. Its 145, the girls are tired, the guys are tired, and so one by one we head to bed. Welcome to South Africa, eh??? A first night for the ages.
Ma and Pa's quote of the day: My love for you is like throw up, just when you think its all gone, theres more!!!
We get to the aiport, I give Cozzymodo one final ear rub, and teach Mia how to do so in a way that will make him fall in love with her. We check my bags (there was a bit of an odd moment at the check in desk...the person checking me in and the employee next to her claimed to be soon-to-be man and wife, so they asked Quinny to play a love song on the ukelele, only when he started to play, the employee said to us "no we just seperated last week, he's a jerk".....I'm still not sure about what really went down over there, it was really awkward....), but the one with the soccer balls and shoes (thanks to the Bensters and Jane!) is oversized, so we had to bring it somewhere else. We slowly stroll over to security, and after some teary goodbyes, I wave off my older brobro's and my lil sis for the last time. Before I know it I'm boarding my plane. My mother had stayed on hold for an hour earlier this morning to get me a "window seat", thanks ma, but when I sit down, Im stuck in a spot in between two windows ...looking out of the window is my favorite part of plane rides!!! Common!!! Why call it a window seat if it doesnt in fact have any damn window!!! I'd rather just have a shitty aisle seat! Anyways all is well...two mates walk up, and one sits down next to me, while the other continues down the aisle. Two minutes later the mate who continued down the aisle reappears next to our seat and asks me to trade with him so he can sit next to his buddy. I gladly trade seats with him. I get settled into my new home for the next 12 hours, luckily its in the aisle. The dude sitting next to me is a Polish fella named Pawel, pronounced Pavel, and he's a real homie. He has been living in seattle for the last 5 years, after living in Poland for his whole life where he acquired a computer science degree. He was offered a job my none other than our very own microsoft, but he has since quit to join a smaller company. He lives in Capitol Hill, and he is on his way to Italy to party with some ladies he had met in Greece back in May ;) ;) So after grabbing some shut eye, talking to Pawel, talking to the women next to Pawel who were "very impressed with our conversation, not that were eavesdropping" and grabbing some more shut eye, we find ourselves in Amsterdam. We say our goodbyes, or rather they were quite mental goodbyes, I kind of lost Pawel...so after saying goodbye to Pawel in my head, I slip on thru to my next flight, direct to Cape Town, and after a half hour we are boarding. This flight I literally slept for like 9 hours. We land, we depart, and bam, there I am setting foot on South African soil for the first time in my life. Swweeeeetttt brooooooo. I get through customs, but not before hearing the PA system above tell "passenger chasan" to do something that I couldnt quite understand. Anyways I'm admitted thru customs by the hair on my chain, and after claiming one bag from baggage retrieval (the oversized bag was left in Amsterdam, it will be delivered to my house tomorrow), I head out to meet up with my ride to my new home. There he is, William himself, holding his gap year South Africa sign as promised. Theres also a nice blonde girl named Lonnecke (pronounced Lahnika, shes dutch, dont worry I already told her her name is misspelled) who is doing the HIV prevention program of GYSA. The drive to Fish Hoek, my new hometown, is beautiful. William, a native Afrikaaner (grew up in CT), is an astonishing man. He played professional cricket for a bit before joining a NGO based on decreasing HIV/AIDS in South Africa (in the village that Ill be coaching football every morning, 1/3 persons carries HIV...) and created GYSA 6 years ago. He truly is an amazing man, as he is fulltime in the business of saving lives.
We pull into the driveway of our new home, unpack the car, and walk thru the front door, but before we can even put our bags on the floor, a kid named Andrew rushes up to Will: "William we have a problem." Apparently there are supposed to be 9 of us in the house (Jenny, Chana, Lonnecke, Tim, Neal, Alex, Sam, Andrew, and myself), but we are missing Alex. The fellas all went to the pub while Will was picking Lonnecke and me up from the airport. Everyone made it back except Alex...and young Sammyboy has gladly shared his dinner with us all over the guys bedroom floor. So Will, Andrew and I hop in the car, drive around looking for Alex, and find him back in the pub they had visited earlier. At this point I'm laughing my ass off thanking god I wasnt in Alex's or Sam's shoes, as Will is a little cross at the boys. We return home, and after walking around in a state of pure surprise, William says goodnight and heads to his home.
I think this night is over, but oh no. Sam has locked himself in the bathroom and will not respond to our knocks or shouts. I give up on him and turn on some footy on the telly (they have like 6 channels for 6 different countries of football!!!) after whippin myself up some spaghetti. Soon enough, even though I was sure Andrew and I were the only ones awake, the three girls come out asking us to fix a window cuz its banging. We realize the window thats banging is the one thats in the bathroom that Sam has decided to lock himself into. We sneak around the outside of the house and close the window that way, but in the process see a naked-drunken Sam getting into the shower, which brings quite a giggle out of the girls. We go back inside, make ourselves some tea, and continue watching the football game. After 45 minutes, Sam is still in the shower, and still wont respond to us. We have woken up the sleeping Tim and Neal, so at this point were all just futsin around getting to know eachother. 30 more minutes go by, Sam finally comes out, but the shower remains on...he has somehow figured out a way to break the shower. We sit him down, a couple guys try to fix the shower while Neal and I watch the footy, and it doesnt work. 30 more minutes go by, its 1am, Im tired, I decide to do what I do best...take action! Wahoo! I find a mop, and clean up all the throw up in the guys room, only to have alex wake up and throw up all over the newly cleaned up floor. I ask Lonnecke to help me out with the new batch of throw up, she does, and I find myself helping Alex to the toilet....or actually he couldnt make it that far, he got to the bathtub. So pause for a sec and just picture this scenario: 115am in a foreign country, 8 out of 9 people are up (Jenny said fuck it and went to bed), one drunk kid stumblin around laughing, one room covered in throw up, one hallway covered in throw up, one bath tub filled with throw up, the other kid wrapped around the toilet, and one shower that wont turn off. I dont even take a look at the shower yet, as Im busy with cleaning up all the damn yak everywhere. 10 minutes later I check to see if Alex is doing alright, and I see Neal working on the shower. He discovered a little metal bit on the ground that Sam mustve broken off. After a few minutes Neal and I reconnect the metal bit and twist the handle, and wallah, water off. Catastrophe avoided. I make one last swipe with the mop, and plead with the two drunks not to throw up anymore. Its 145, the girls are tired, the guys are tired, and so one by one we head to bed. Welcome to South Africa, eh??? A first night for the ages.
Ma and Pa's quote of the day: My love for you is like throw up, just when you think its all gone, theres more!!!
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